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The Jay Amit Shah Story (told the correct way)

October 10, 2017Numbers don't lie, Our favourite political personalities, Political Satire, Tales of corruption and incompetenceBJP, corruption, ethics, gujarat, politics, satireadmin

The Wire has dared to malign Jay Amit Shah by questioning the business practices of this financial prodigy. In reality, Jay Amit Shah is a genius who needs to be recognized & celebrated. Thankfully, The Wire is being sued for Rs. 100 crore for defaming an honest, hard-working businessman. Why can’t more Indians be like Jay Amit Shah? Instead of complaining about the economy and government policies, this chai wala’s right hand man’s Read more [...]

India’s Infant Mortality Rates are worse than Uganda, Bangladesh, Iraq….

February 7, 2016Did you know?, Numbers don't lieAndhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, Chattisgarh, Delhi, governance, gujarat, Haryana, health, Himachal Pradesh, J&K, Jharkhand, Karnataka, Kerala, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, Manipur, Orissa, Puducherry, Punjab, Rajashtan, Rajasthan, Tamil Nadu, Uttar Pradesh, Uttarakhand, West Bengal, women rightsadmin

At 7.3% GDP growth, India is set to be 2016's fastest growing large economy. However, as of today, a child born in Bangladesh, has a better chance of living then one born in India. India has far surpassed Bangladesh when it comes to economic indicators, but many of our social indicators continue to be inferior to those of Bangladesh. And you can add the likes of Uganda, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Suriname, North Korea, Algeria, Bhutan, Nepal, Namibia and Read more [...]

Do you qualify for Indian citizenship? (Hindutva bylaw edition)

October 26, 2015Political Satire, Test yourselfBJP, democracy, gujarat, hindutva, Modi, quiz, rape, religion, satire, Tamil Naduadmin

We want you to be prepared for a changing India. One where we are ready to embrace our Hindutva heritage and rid ourselves of any diversity, free thought and rational opinion. Our quiz is based on the latest Hindutva ideas available in India that are steeped in ignorance and bigotry - traits that you will need to thrive in the years ahead. All the best! Read more [...]

7 stats on the 2014 Lok Sabha elections that will blow your mind into many pieces

May 26, 2015Did you know?, Numbers don't lieAAP, AIADMK, Andhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, BJD, BJP, BSP, Congress, CPI(M), CPM, democracy, DMK, elections, gujarat, Haryana, J&K, Karnataka, Kerala, lok sabha, Maharashtra, Modi, MPs, NCP, parliament, politics, Punjab, Samajwadi Party, Tamil Nadu, Telengana, Trinamool Congress, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengaladmin

Here are some heartwarming stats from last year's mega elections that may restore your faith in humanity and/or blow your mind. 1) 73% of voters in Vadodra or 8.45 lakh people voted for Narendra Modi It’s no surprise that some of the most impressive victories in the election were seen in the state of Gujarat by BJP candidates. Narendra Modi’s victory in Vadodara was arguably the most comprehensive one across India. Modi and C.R. Patil Read more [...]

Lok Sabha Electoral Malpractice Awards for States 2014

July 23, 2014Numbers don't lie, Political Satire, Tales of corruption and incompetenceAndhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, bribe, corruption, crime, democracy, elections, ethics, gujarat, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, Karnataka, lok sabha, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, MPs, NCP, parliament, police, politics, Punjab, Rajashtan, satire, Shiv Sena, Tamil Nadu, Telengana, Uttar Pradeshadmin

The recent Lok Sabha elections were historic in many ways from record voter turnouts to landslide victories. Equally enthralling was the battle to see which states come out on top in terms of committing most electoral malpractice. As per the Compendium of Instructions on Election Expenditure Monitoring published by the Election Commission in January 2014, we have created six award categories: 1) खुले आम रिश्वत Read more [...]

Gunda-Raj continues with Lok Sabha 2014 – Well done India!

May 19, 2014Numbers don't lie, Political SatireAssam, Bihar, BJD, BJP, Congress, corruption, crime, deceit, democracy, elections, ethics, governance, gujarat, hunger strike, Karnataka, lok sabha, Maharashtra, Modi, MPs, NCP, parliament, politics, RJD, satire, Shiv Sena, Swabhimani Paksha, TDP, Trinamool Congress, TRS, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengal, women rightsadmin

Over the last month, we shattered voting records. An all time high of 66.4% of the national electorate voted. And the result is that we have resoundingly selected the most criminal parliament ever. For the last three years, we've been out on the streets protesting on empty stomachs and our fingers have gone numb sharing and liking status updates. But at the end of the day, it's been all worth it. We have proudly selected 186 parliamentarians (36% Read more [...]

State Scan 2014 – Dying Children and Economic Prosperity

January 3, 2014Did you know?, Numbers don't lieAndhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, Chattisgarh, Delhi, governance, gujarat, Haryana, health, Himachal Pradesh, J&K, Jharkhand, Karnataka, Kerala, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, Orissa, Punjab, Rajasthan, Tamil Nadu, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengaladmin

This year is beginning with multiple new state governments all promising better 'governance'. This post attempts to analyze a couple of key criteria which can be viewed as outcomes of good governance. Here are the two criteria: 1) State GDP per capita - The market value of all officially recognized goods and services produced within each state per person in that state. This has been used as a benchmark of economic development in a state. 2) Read more [...]

BJP vs Congress – Distribution of tickets to Muslims

July 2, 2013Did you know?, Numbers don't lieBJP, Congress, democracy, elections, gujarat, Karnataka, MLAs, Modi, parliament, politics, religionadmin

The BJP compromises on needs of the Indian Muslim in order to come to power. The Congress is looking to appease minorities at any cost as long as it stays in power. Such statements have become common occurrences specially after the elevation of the status of Narendra Modi within the BJP. Almost any debate in the country these days seems to be linked back to religion and our two leading political parties. One factor in assessing the attitude of BJP Read more [...]

Neta Profiling – Aam Aadmi to Ameer Gunda

June 17, 2011Numbers don't lie, Political SatireAndhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, Chattisgarh, crime, Delhi, elections, gujarat, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, J&K, Jharkhand, Karnataka, Kerala, lok sabha, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, MPs, Orissa, parliament, politics, Punjab, Rajasthan, satire, Tamil Nadu, Uttar Pradesh, Uttarakhand, West Bengaladmin

Members of Parliament in the Lok Sabha represent each one of us. However their financial assets & criminal backgrounds are a different story. Here we compare MPs from different states in the country and figure out whether they are Aam Aadmis or Ameer Gundas or a mixture of both. All candidates who contest elections in India submit to the Election Commission, a self sworn affidavit with details of criminal records & financial assets. These Read more [...]

Murderers Eleven

March 18, 2011Our favourite political personalities, Political SatireBihar, BJD, BJP, Congress, CPM, cricket, crime, gujarat, Jharkhand, JMM, Karnataka, Kerala, Lalu Prasad Yadav, lok sabha, MPs, Orissa, parliament, politics, RJD, Samajwadi Party, satire, Shibu Soren, Tamil Nadu, Uttar Pradesh, Varun Gandhiadmin

Indian cricket teams have notoriously been known for lacking the ‘killer instinct’. Here’s a look at one Indian team which has all possible predatory instincts. Wah Sarkar decided to select 11 of our finest parliamentarians from the Lok Sabha to form a team of world beaters/killers/murderers/thugs. Out of 543 members, 162 MPs have pending criminal cases*. Thus it was a tough task narrowing this immensely talented bunch down to just 11. We have Read more [...]