Not Pakistan. Not China. Not even Nehru. India’s greatest security threat is Disha Ravi, a 22 year old student ravaging the world with her environmentalism and veganism. Disha has managed to arm herself with multiple “toolkits”. For the uninitiated, the “toolkit” is a modern warfare weapon more lethal than any nuclear bomb. This particular toolkit that exposed her was designed to “enable anyone unfamiliar with the ongoing farmers protests in India to better understand the situation and make decisions on how to support the farmers based on their own analysis”. India was about to collapse because of this toolkit. Thankfully, the Delhi Police stepped in and has made us all proud by arresting the monster, Disha Ravi. As per the Delhi Police, this evil antinational was simultaneously conspiring with a Swedish tree-hugging teenager and every Khalistani terror group across the world. This is the New India that we were promised. We can live with global pandemics, collapsing economies and malnourished children. But we will not allow the existence of anyone who dares to hold the elected central government accountable.
This isn’t the first time Disha Ravi has attacked India. She and her ilk have time and again dared to lead us down the dangerous path of ecological conservation and restoration. All Indians know that our best interests are always looked after by large corporations. This is why thousands of farmers have been celebrating the new farm laws in New Delhi for months. Similarly, our beloved government drafted up an Environment Impact Assessment (EIA) notification in 2020 to make it easier to industrialize without being dragged down by the rights of Adivasis or the conservation of ecosystems. The EIA is a legal process to assess the impact of any project on its natural surroundings. In other words, it is an evil conspiracy by teenagers in Western countries with vested interests to stop New India. As expected, Disha Ravi and her friends had the gall to send ‘too many emails‘ to India’s Minister of Environment, Forest and Climate Change, the Honorable Shri Prakash Javadekar. This of course, irked the Minister and the group sending emails was promptly booked under Sec 66 of the IT Act. So it was only a matter of time before India’s powers and intelligence would get together to eliminate the country’s greatest security threat.
Disha Ravi deserves to be in jail for committing heinous crimes against her fellow Indians. And more importantly, this should serve as notice to youth across the country – toe the line, love your government, don’t think, don’t question. Just sit back and relax in the glory of New India (you don’t have a choice).
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