Over the last month, we shattered voting records. An all time high of 66.4% of the national electorate voted. And the result is that we have resoundingly selected the most criminal parliament ever. For the last three years, we’ve been out on the streets protesting on empty stomachs and our fingers have gone numb sharing and liking status updates. But at the end of the day, it’s been all worth it. We have proudly selected 186 parliamentarians (36% of total) whom have pending criminal cases. This is up from 158 in 2009. This is how we are going to reform the nation, by ensuring that our leaders and decision makers are fine men (only 11% of the parliament is female – another matter of pride!) who have pending cases like murder, assault, theft, kidnapping and dacoity against them. After all, the only thing that matters is that we now have Narendra Modi. So what if his MPs are crooks. This one man will reform the nation. Because that’s how a nation of 1.2 billion people can be reformed. Through one man.
Party (min. 10 MPs) |
Number of MPs with pending |
Percentage of MPs with pending |
Shiv Sena |
15 |
83% |
Telangana Rashtra Samithi (TRS) |
5 |
46% |
Telugu Desam Party (TDP) |
6 |
38% |
BJP |
98 |
35% |
Trinamoool |
7 |
21% |
Congress |
8 |
18% |
AIADMK |
6 |
16% |
Biju Janata Dal (BJD) |
3 |
15% |
As always, Shiv Sena has ensured that it provides us with candidates who are most prone to criminal activities. After all, that is how the Marathi manus will best benefit. One of the few negatives from this result is that BJP failed to reach the three figure mark in criminal MPs. Hopefully, this will be corrected next time.
And here’s a list of our champion MPs. The ones who have murder and/or attempt to murder cases against them. This is the bunch that will ensure glory to India in the years ahead:
Party |
MP Name |
Constituency |
State |
BJP |
Ajay Kumar |
Kheri |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Satish Dubey |
Valmiki Nagar |
Bihar |
BJP |
B Sreeramulu |
Bellary |
Karnataka |
BJP |
Babulal |
Fatehpur Sikri |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Dr. Ramshankar Katheria |
Agra |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Kachhadiya Naranbhai |
Amreli |
Gujarat |
BJP |
Bhairon Prasad |
Banda |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Uma Bharti |
Jhansi |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Natubhai G. Patel |
Dadra & Nagar Haveli |
Dadra & Nagar Haveli |
BJP |
Brij Bhusan Sharan Singh |
Kaiserganj |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Adityanath |
Gorakhpur |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Swami Sachchidanand Hari |
Unnao |
Uttar Pradesh |
BJP |
Keshav Prasad |
Phulpur |
Uttar Pradesh |
Congress |
Adhir Ranjan Chowdhury |
Baharampur |
West Bengal |
Independent |
Naba Kumar Sarania |
Kokrajhar |
Assam |
LJP |
Rama Kishore Singh |
Vaishali |
Bihar |
NCP |
Mohammed Faizal.P.P |
Lakshadweep |
Lakshadweep |
RJD |
Rajesh Ranjan Urf Pappu Yadav |
Madhepura |
Bihar |
Shiv Sena |
Adhalrao Shivaji Dattatrey |
Shirur |
Maharashtra |
Swabhimani Paksha |
Raju Shetty |
Hatkanangle |
Maharashtra |
Trinamool |
Idris Ali |
Basirhat |
West Bengal |
Trinamool |
Suvendu Adhikari |
Tamluk |
West Bengal |
All data as per National Election Watch
No surprise for UP and Bihar mps.